WELCOME TO MYDIAN...

ENTER, TRAVELLER…

So then. Welcome to the world of Mydian. Here you may find many strange and terrible beasts, rub shoulders with legendary warriors, or get shot at by some (bar steward – Shiv) just for wandering into the wrong alleyway. Anything is possible in Mydian, and if it can happen, it probably will. Over and over again.

All you can really do is try not to get your shoes too dirty.

ABOUT MYDIAN

This site is your portal to the written world of Mydian, as created by me! Inspired by the likes of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin, Mydian is a world where fantasy and steam-age technology clash in a noisy, greasy, and generally quite offensive way. The term ‘steampunk’ is vaguely appropriate, if you know what it means. Anyway, yes, Mydian is my creation, and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t nick anything. It’s all copyright, you see.

ABOUT THE SITE

 Yes, this site looks horrible. But it’s damn well going to stay this way until my pet web designer finishes my lovely, spangly new site. It’s going to have colour, and everything. Oh yes. My name is Shiv (for now), welcome to my world.

Also, Mydian is (theoretically) currently only accessible through the mysterious incantations known to Internet Explorer. Stuff like Firefox and the like just aren’t magical enough (and I don’t yet know how to make the damn things work).

SO! Come on in. And mind your head.

 WARNING

The people of Mydian have been known to use naughty language. Probably no worse than I was hearing – or using, quite frankly – by the time I reached high school, aged twelve, but just so people don’t moan, you should probably be fifteen before entering this site. Or under supervision. Or whatever. Just don’t repeat it, and I won’t come after you.

.ENTER MYDIAN!